Life with Guppies

Guppy 1: "Hey, Jane! We're having a cookout. Can you bring the potato chips?"

Me: "Sure."

Guppy 2: "Jane, you're bringing the lemonade, right?"

Me: "Well, I was asked to bring potato chips..."

G2: "Right, my department calls those lemonade. See you at the cookout!"

Guppy 3: "Glad you could make it to the cookout, Jane! Did you bring the ketchup?"

Me: "Um, I brought these..." *holds out potato chips*

G3: "Perfect. Wouldn't be a cookout without ketchup. Have a great time!"

Me: *sighhhh*